let us make a fun

dear all .................. may u enjoy it...!

Three people were travelling together, one American, One British and One Indian. For time pass they decided to talk about their country's special things, one by one. 1st the American said, in our country the most special thing is Bird fly in the SKY. The two puzzled and asked in the SKY? American replied... In the sky but little below. Then the British said, in our country Fish swim above the water.. The other two puzzled, and asked above the water? Britisher said yes above the water, but little below. Then the Indian turn came. The Indian said, our country's most special thing is we eat from NOSE. The other two asked from the NOSE,? The Indian said yes, but ltttle below...


BRAIN TUMOR :
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Jurain: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Jurain: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Jurain: Because that proves that I have a brain!


) JurainWHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL :

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Jurain: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Jurain: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!



) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Jurain: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Jurain: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!


DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Juraincrying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Jurain cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Jurain: my sister just called, her mom died too! )


Spelling lesson:

Jurain's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

Jurain: Make it three c to be sure



Who said English is easy? Fill in the blanks with YES or NO

a. ____. I don't have BRAIN
b. ____. I don't have SENSE
c. ____. Imm STUPID.
d. ____. I'm FOOL.


Salesman: This little computer,will do half your job for you

The Senior Manager studying the machine made his decision: Fine, I'll take two.



Son: What is an Idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries o explain his ideas in such a strtange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: no

I hope its funny
and u lik it

oh snaaa it's funny thnx alot
hamo0osah

thank 2 u

hamoosah

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thnks so mutch

مشكورة قاهرة التماسيح لمرورك الكريم

thanx 2 u karmine

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ننتظر جديدك ..

Hehe, loved the twisted figures thing..
Thanks, that was fun

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Old Subject

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Thanks alot Snaaa

waiting for your new Funny & Usefull Subjects

thanx gentle and

lumina

for ur passing

:i am sorry berbekh if its old to u

i will try next time to but usefull subject

funny and i liked the jokes
thanks

tahnx saw

u r welcome

It's Funny

thanxxxxx alot dear